no-pantsu

パンツが大好き ー ノパンツ In Memories of The No-Pantsu League

Monday, August 28, 2006

Original Draft of my Story... ... ...

Diary

2/06/2005

After so long, it finally happens. A war is breaking out. To think that this kind of situation will happen in my lifetime is something that never crosses my mind; not even once. At least not when I’m together with her. At least not when I’m talking with her during the break between our classes. The time when we went out together with a few of our friends. Or when we are working on our small project that was supposed to be done by the end of next summer. At least, not when I’m in love with her.

24/11/2005

For someone like me, someone from a family of proletariats, meeting her is a gift. One that I know that I’ll treasure for the rest of my life. One that I know that when I’m old, I’ll be glad that I met this girl. No matter what happens. Yes. No matter what.

13/01/2006

But after so long, it finally happens. Even though we claimed that we are neutral regarding the matters between our two neighboring countries. But, our selfish act, acting as the peacemaker representing the United Nations has failed miserably.

08/02/2006

For someone like me, who so far only seen a war on the small box of wonder. Whose eyes only seen war through the photons shot into my retinal. A war is just something happening in the movies, or a satellite broadcast from somewhere far, far away from me.

30/03/2006

Although the government claimed that the countries military strength rivals that of the first world country. But I’ve seen enough to understand that I am going to lose something important to me. I’ve seen the government spend millions on a facility rarely used. I’ve seen the government spend millions on a nationwide project that promised to be the second Silicon Valley. I’ve also seen the potbellied militants standing guard on the military base. This is a war where no matter which side our country is on, or how strong our military strength is, we’ll definitely lose.

12/04/2006

A nationwide evacuation order has been released. Unfortunately it can’t accommodate all 26.64 million people. In the beginning people of all level, regarding of colors, age or wealth get their fair share of military help. But later as the supplies and places run short, those with money are those who get the help. It is aggravating, but, at least I know that she will be safe. At least I know that that smile of hers won’t fade away.

06/06/2006

Today, at the Masjid Jamek LRT station, the sight is anything but normal. Normally, I would wait with her every morning, at the station, for the bus to our college. Normally, I’ll be there 20 minutes earlier to buy the fast selling bun that she loves the most. Normally I’ll have a chat with the old man at the newspaper stall. If only things were normal again. Then I wouldn’t have to see her off taking the last train away from the city to the refuge camp up north. If only things were normal, then I wouldn’t have seen that lovely dark brown eyes of hers tearing. I’ll be waiting for your return. I promised. I’ll be waiting for you, at the place, the same place I told you that I will love you forever, the same place where I had my first kiss with you. The same place where the fruits of our love will stand when it is finally done. That abandoned warehouse we found together at the beginning of the summer. Around the same time the conflict between the two countries started.

24/11/2006

Even though the countries’ military mainly concentrated in protecting the capital. My house, or rather the apartment I rented, cannot escape the bombardments from the enemy tanks. Haha, I guess, I’m now one of those homeless people I saw near the suburbs a while back. Luckily, the warehouse is still safe from any harm. Luckily indeed. Now, other than being the place where I’m working on our nearly completed project, it also served as my home. There is a bed, more like a sofa, but still a bed. A stove for cooking, running low on gas though. A heater, without it, I’m a goner in this kind of weather. And some equipment needed for our sculpture. If you asked, “how bout food then?” Haha. Dun worry bout food, there are plenty of them. I could have just go to any store nearby and grab some canned food left by the owner of the store. I’m not stealing per say, just desperate times calls for desperate measures right? I actually DO pay them you know! I left some money behind the counter every time I go and get some food.

15/12/2006

Some of my friends who stayed behind volunteered to join the army. I wish I have their courage. Then I too can participate and protect the person that I loved. To protect you. But I’m just can’t. I don’t know why but, I just can’t. Even though I’ve bragged so much about how much I loved you. In the end I’m just too weak. For now, the only thing that I can do is to finish this piece of art of ours. For now.

20/12/2006

There really isn’t much to do here. Other than to work on our sculpture. I hope you still remember about it. It is almost done. Finally I can almost show it to you. The left wing doesn’t come out much like what we’ve planned but still I’ll work it out somehow. The area around here is pretty quiet lately. Apparently the campaign moves to the east. Thankfully. Now I really can concentrate on the sculpture.

24/12/2006

Do you still remember? Last year, you almost miss the party because you overslept. I’ve tried calling you hundreds of time till your phone runs out of battery. If not because of the big ugly alarm clock I gave you, you’ll probably miss the awesome fireworks. I wonder if there are any fireworks at the refugee camp. Here, from time to time, at night I can see the east sky glowing because of the war raging there. Anyway. Merry Christmas.

03/01/2007

I’m pretty busy lately. The foods are getting scarce. I guess I have to travel further to get them. The town is pretty much empty lately. Not even a single shadow. It’s pretty ironic seeing the busy town empty. No cars, No traffic jams. No smokes coming out of the cars. No office workers commuting to their offices every morning. Empty. Not even you. Its kind of strange. How I would go to the station every morning. To the exact same spot I would be standing and wait for you. At the exact same time. I can’t get the thought that maybe you’ll come out of my mind. I missed you. A lot.

04/01/2007

It started to snow! What a sight! Snow in the middle of an empty town! It is so beautiful that it is almost sad. So sad that I nearly cried. The town, your beloved town, covered in white snow.

15/01/2007

Finally it ran out of gas. The stove and the heater no longer working. But don’t worry bout me. I’ve found an alternative method to warm up the warehouse. The cold weather is really getting in the way of our work. It was supposed to be completed this weak but it is too cold for me to work. Sorry! Forgive me will ya?

17/01/2007

Something is bothering me. Remember the glow I told you? In the east sky, the campaign in the east? It is getting brighter and brighter. Anyway, I’ve added some personal touch to the sculpture. Don’t worry, I didn’t change the overall design. Just something to enhance the beauty of it.

24/01/2007

There are times when I really feel like throwing away the work aside and start to run to your side. I felt so… empty without you. Who cares bout the sculpture! I wanted to be by your side! I want you!

4/02/2007

I’ve heard from a traveler from the east that a lot of people died in the war. Hopefully, Kenneth, Joshua and Vern are fine. I guess they too are fighting hard to win the war. While making this sculpture I’ve learned something that everyone is fighting in their own way. Some are fighting in the battlefield; some are fighting to help those casualty of war; some fighting to regain peace through negotiation; some fight for a reason much simpler, to survive. I am fighting, with all my might to finish this sculpture so that I can see you again. For some reason, I felt that I will be able to see you the day this sculpture is completed. When I see you I’m going to hug you with all my might. I’m not going to let you go again. Never.

13/02/2007

I’m going to the east to get some food. Finally it is almost done. When you return you are going to be surprised! I’ve heard news on the radio that the war is going to be over soon! We can finally see each other.

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MORE DRAFT!!!!

Story 1

This is a story about a couple trying to fulfil a promise the made to each other a year ago; to be able to be together under the sculpture they have been working on for a long time. Unfortunately, when the couple was about to finish the sculpture, a war breaks out. The girl manages to escape from the city because of her family connection but the boy however failed to do so. Being poor and having a weak body, not only he cannot escape, he cannot even be enlisted for military aids. “He is practically useless; blame himself for being so weak! He’ll be dead in a matter of seconds! Go home!” or so they said. And so, the boy returns to the only place left for him. The warehouse he and the girl he made his promise with found during the beginning of the summer before this.

It was totally by a coincidence. It was raining that day, on their way back, while trying to take cover from the rain they stumbled upon this abandoned warehouse. Since then they started to plan their secret project. This was never meant to be for anything, not for their college assignment, not for any competition, not for anyone else but the two of them. Using the money they earn from part time, slowly, both of them buy the necessary material to build it. Back then everyday, every single day from Monday till Sunday, was so much fun. This little project of their own was meant to be done by the end of this summer but the war caught everyone unprepared. As if they are not satisfied by causing the climate of this city changed, now they wanted to level the whole city. It took him quite some time to convince the girl not to stay behind with him. There is no way for him to allow the girl to stay in the city while it is at war. To him nothing is more important than her life. And so, the love bird bid each other farewell with a hope that the promise they made to each other one year ago will be fulfilled.

Everyday he wakes up with the hope of surviving another day so that he can carry out the promise they made. Although working day and night on the sculpture takes a toll on his weak frame, he still continues on. Getting food and water was no easy task either. If he is lucky, he might be able to find some canned food at some abandoned convenience store. Otherwise, starving for one or two days is pretty much a norm. Well, despites all this hardship, he is considered pretty lucky. There are those who died because of stray bullets, or being beaten up by the ruffians in the middle of the streets. Things are going pretty well, till his luck runs out. It happened when he tried to get food from a store near an active war field. He was about to left after gathering the necessities, but that was when everything goes wrong.

Defying her parents’ order, the girl goes back to the city, alone. Trying to be reunited with the person she cares most at this moment. After getting down from the train, the girl ran straight to the one place she knows she will be able to find him. When she reaches there, all she saw in front of her eyes was the warehouse, half blown away, and a completed work. Tears were running down the red cheeks of hers when she heard some footsteps from behind. She then turns around putting on the brightest smile anyone ever seen on her face.

Story 2

No matter how we look at it, there is no way we are going to leave this place; the place where the two of us met each other for the first time few years back. Normally around this hour, you will see the office workers crossing the busy streets to take the train home, the traffic police directing the traffic, birds flying back to their nest with their finds of the day or the ray from the sun, casting long dark shadows over the high rise buildings in this lively town. Together, with the one person I care most, we would stare at the city, admiring its beauty at its best. Today, however, things were a bit different. Things you would normally anticipate from this city are missing; the cars, the people, the atmosphere. Everything that makes this city so lovely is absent. Cause tomorrow the city is going to be a battlefield.

We, together, have decided to be the witness of his town till the end of it. How can we leave the town we love most alone? Especially at a time like this! We have decided to take care of this city, with all our might, so that when everyone returns they will feel just like home and maybe love this city even more.

In the beginning, we were a bit afraid that our feelings towards the city might change after it lost all those that make it shine. But to our relief, not only that it did not change, we actually grew fonder towards this city. Without any ill-mannered people, without any of those fume emitting vehicles, without any of those. The whole town becomes our playground, exclusively for the two of us. As if the town is repaying our love towards her. If this were to last forever then this is our heaven on earth. Together, we cleaned the city, planted some trees and flowers, and removed the graffiti on the walls, little by little, making it a better place. It was so much fun. When we are tired, we would just sit down, near to each other and just stare at the city for hours.

But, deep down, we knew that, this kind of peaceful days would not last forever. We knew that someday the war will finally reach this city. We knew that we might not be able to see this city at its glory again. But we still hope that, one day, the city at its people will be back again. But this time a better city; a city full of trees and flowers the two if us planted. Then during the spring, the flowers will bloom making this, what used to be called concrete town, colourful with aromatic scents all over. Then we will have no regrets. Because what we have done today, will make a better place for others to live in.

Including tis…I’ve typed 2040 number of words in less than two hours…hahahahaa

I’m trying to think here…

Last Wednesday, a friend of mine is/was/were/are (WATEVA) absent. So …I started my thinking marathon. Let me list down wat I THINKed tat day…and the day after tat…

Wednesday

Hmm… rachel is absent today…must be overslept again…

Hmm… when I go home I need to finish my pitch

Hmm… where the heck is my glasses…

Hmm… tonite…I hav to cook…wth…

Hmm… … … … …wat was I thinking bout…

Hmm… !!! yes!!! I WAS CURSING CESAR!!!! Tat jerk…approve my story already…I wanted to start on the production…

Hmm… end the class damnit…

Hmm… … …I need to pee…

Hmm… shit… some1 pls cleanup tis pile of shit in the sink!!!

Hmm… hmm…experimental with shit!!!

Hmm… … …wow…surfer dude is makin out with a fat black gal…cool…

Hmm… go home early today…bus bus bus!!!

Hmm… oh no...cesar!!! hide…

Hmm… wrong place to hide…tis place STINKS!!!

Hmm… woo hot chick…I can clearly see her bra strap… … …HOLY%%*#&@&… …ahem…its a guy…

Hmm… my eyes… … …

Hmm… maybe I should go on diet…the doc is braggin bout how healthy I am again…

Hmm… woo… … …BK…one original whooper and one BBQ whooper special… can I hav the onion ring instead of fries…well heck…giv me the fries…AND THE ONION RING!!!!

Hmm… … … … short term memory loss… … …

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Thursday

Hmm… must start my pitch today…

Hmm… … … … oh no!!! today is a holiday!!!!! Sleep…

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to be continued...NOT!!!!

Why people make a fool out of themselves?

Some people try to make themselves look good… Some… try to make themselves look bad.

Today we are gonna discuss about this matter. I’ll probably do all the talking…so NO TALKIN BACK!!! THIS BLOG IS MINE AND MINE ALONE!!!

#1 People who try to make themselves look good…

Well this is easy…I’ve been through this and I’m not afraid to share.

Main reason: They are simply not good! I mean, Pamela Anderson dun go to make her airbags bigger so tat people can actually use it as airbags! She wants perverts (all guys included…including u …daryl) to look at her! She wants admiration form all those asian flat asphalts to adore her!

People always try to make themselves look good. Trust me. I’m good at tis. In fact I’m so good tat I managed to fool a kid into believing tat I’m actually superman!!! Haha… haha….ha…I fooled a kid…

man I’m good…

ok…back to business…

Actually this is a positive attitude. You are just trying to improve yourself. To all girls out there…*ahem*lynndy…adding a few pads will definitely boost your self confidence. To all guys out there! Its ok to practice kissing with your dogs…I mean…they r definitely a better kisser…longer tongue…I think…u really should ask Andrew bout this… That Guy!!! IS THE MAN IN TIS MATTER!!! I’m not telling u y…and I’m definitely not goin to tell ya wat he did to Daryl last sem… He practically turned Daryl UPSIDE DOWN INSIDE OUT!!!! Ahem…personal matters aside… making yourself look good…is a good thing…You are just trying to improve yourself…really…

#2 People who try to make themselves look bad…

Now these ppl are really screwed up! Either these people this sometin really nasty in the past or they r nutcase!!! Some criminals will try to leave behind traces, evident for the cops. Either they are teasing the potbellied cops or they are actually feeling bad and wanted to be caught! Subconsciously ofcoz. They want some1 to stop them. That’s all.

And then there are those who thinks that they dun deserve what they deserved. Err… meaning they are simply not good enuf for ppl to think that they are actually good! Understand?

HAHAHA…then comes my favourite part…the nutcase!!! Personally I would really luv to classify myself in tis category. But I simply lack the main ingredient that made a nutcase nut… I’m simply not nutty enuf… haha…LAME PUN!!!! Crazy ppl, they wanted to make u think they r crazy, but they aren’t . u see…TAT’s the point of being nuts. In the asylum u get all the food u want, u get to look at all those gal in uniform as much as u wan. U can do anitin to them !!! NO HARM DONE IF U R NUTS!!! So go crazy!!! Just remember…those pills they force u to take…its just a placebo…they won’t make u crazy… … ...i think… …rachel…ur dad is a doc…will those pills he gav me makes me crazy?... hahahaha…I dun think so!!!!!!

I’m IN A ROLL BABY!!!!

I wanted to be an artist. I mean…a real artist…an artistic fella…and maybe a GENIUS…

Ever since I found out that I wanted to be an artist, or times when I look at van Vogh’s or Picasso’s… I wonder… will I ever be like them? All these while, all those cheesy things I’ve been drawing are nothing more than an imitation. A social reflection of how phony people can be nowadays. I draw… because I wanted to look good. To be praised. To lift myself on a pedestal created by the falsehood that I created MYSELF. Never wanted to join any competition. Never wanted to compare mine to others. Because I’m on the pedestal I’ve created. I’m the best. If a person is better than me, I’ll conveniently creates an excuse. He/She is older than me…or his/her drawings lacks xxxxx (feel free to fill in the gaps). There were times when I wonder… what the F**k is going in their mind when they were creating their million dollar piece of crap. Will I be able to do that? Will I be able to see what they sees…

Everyday, when I goes to college, I sees people. Lecturers, students, friends all claims themselves to be an artist. Or at least an artist in training. But what are we really doing there? To chat about ppl’s art? To learn about art? To be an artist? Then…What am I or What I’ve been doing all those years before I joined this art college? Am I not an artist before that? What makes me an artist then? Why some people can draw or paint amazing this that I’ll never comprehend? Why some arts can be so abstract?!?! Why some paintings can be so in-comprehensible and yet consider a work of art? Then why is it than mine isn’t? What is the point of all those practices, exercises, or painting or shits that I’ve been doing before this?

You praised a person… You must be a genius in art!!! F**k OFF!!! You summarise all my hard works and sleepless nights in one word?!?!? GENIUS!?!??! I’m not BORN WITH TIS TALENT YOU KNOW!!! I trained myself! Hours, days, years!!! All those just for you to out it in one convenient word? If van Gogh is a genius, if Picasso is a genius, if Leonardo is a genius… then TO HELL WITH GENIUS! Their work dun worth a cent!

Now let me ask you… Am I a genius? ARE you a genius? DO you want to be a genius?

To tell you the truth, I, as the phoniest person in the world, wish to be a genius. I mean just one word and you are no longer who you are. You are now a GENIUS. Everything u did or goin to do, will prob fetch u millions… I mean come on! Seriously!

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Patriotic? Not me…I think …I wish to …but…too bad…

Next week…err this week…this Thursday…is actually my country’s national day…YAY! That means…HOLIDAY!!!! HOOOOO!!!!!

I’m born in this country, a multi-racial country, believe or not, I’m actually raised here… … … well the same goes to the over 25 million people in this filthy, and phony country… not like I’m bragging about it…I’m actually over rating my own country!

For over 20 years, I never leave this country for more than a week. Hahahaha… Coming from a poor family (time for some sympathy), I actually lived in a low cost apartment till the age of sixteen! … … …a bit out of topic… okay… I’m being educated to luv my country. Every morning, during my middle high till high school, we sing our national anthem… … … for f**king straight years… and believe it or not…till tis day… I still can remember that song … … …no…I’m lying…I forgot the chorus…haha…lousy song… definitely top in my Grammy list…

So…back to the national day… I DIN REALISE THAT IT WAS COMING TILL LAST FRIDAY!!! I was wondering wat’s with all the fuss. You know, those guys, putting on those flags (which seem to be as old as my old brief)… The first thing that comes to my mind when I heard National Day is HOLIDAY!!! MAN!!! How low can I get?!?!?! The very country I’m raised in. Well… can’t help it. I’m no Lincoln or Ghandi or Fuhrer. I’m not even Arnold!!! Haha…luckily. That means I’m getting my ass fired in front of the whole nation … or get pepper sprayed like our ex-prime minister.

What I’m trying to say here…or what you are seeing here… Is the product …to some by-product… of the years of caring and loved by the government. Whose fault is it? Hate to admit it… Mostly…well…if not all… THE GOVERNMENT OFCOZ!!!! ITS A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!

Organ Donor

If you were to ask me, months ago, I would reply, “F**k off!” Well if that is still the case now, I wouldn’t be writing this stupid thing right? Let me tell you what changed my mind… … … hmm… … …

(one hour later)

… … MUST BE THAT SHOW I’VE WATCHED THE OTHER DAY!!! Actually (great! Tat means all the crap I’ve crapped bout b4 tis…are craps…)… … Actually, it WAS this episode of ‘Numb3rs’ I watched…weeks ago…about organ donor crap. It really beats the crap out me. I mean people actually need my f**cking kidney! Wow…And it might worth 300k USD!!! Hell might as well give it for free you know!

If you were to ask me, months ago, I won’t and I will not sign tat freaking green ribbon form. I mean, these, all these filthy, ugly pathetic organs are mine! And mine alone! I don’t wanna go to heaven (or hell in my case) without my eyes! I mean, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT ALL THOSE BOMBSHELLS IN HELL?!?!? HELL NO!!! I want my eyes! And along with it! My little bro!... … … wait... they dun take tat… From Christianity point of view…your flesh belongs to god … … … lizzie pls correct me if I’m wron…I think I’m wron…but heck…I’m bout to join scientology anyway…

I’m pretty selfish you know, I want it (my bro and my eyes) to be cremated along with me.

Then, I might just be wrong bout myself. It happens when I was watching “Million Dollar Baby” the other day…din finish it ofcoz…fell asleep…that Clint Eastwood’s voice is the best sleeping pill I’ve ever had…

Suddenly, I woke up…and ask my aunt.

How to be an organ donor?

You need to fill in some forms…

Really?

After that I surf the net…and found it…its really easy…fill in the form…print it…mail it...wait for a few days… and you are now a proud organ donor…

Easy! Nothin much to it…really

If you were to ask me, months later, I would reply, “coz it makes me feels good.”

Really. Up till now, maybe even now, I still put myself the top of my priority list. Its really all bout me. In this life, so far, I din really did anything good. I din join the voluntary police, nor the fire fighters. I never give donations more than 10 bucks. I never really even went for any kind of charity out of free will… … … enuf sulking…

HOW BOUT YOU!?!?!? You freaking jerks, din even lend me more 1000 bucks when I need them to get the limited edition Sally Blow up doll!!!

http://www.organdonation.com.my/donor.asp

Blog revamp...ed...

I’ve decided to write more, and I really mean it, more serious stuff. So brace yourself, tighten your seatbelt and enjoy the bungee jumping …without the rope of course!

Monday, May 08, 2006

Man’s Darkest Secrets Revealed!!!

Secret #1- The first thing a boy does when they get hold of their new toy …GET’EM INTO THE BATHTUB!!!!


Secret #2- Despites what the majority believe, a man spent a total of 10% of their brain thinking!!! Not only tat, they spent another 85% thinking what to THINK of!!! Amazing dun u think?!?!?! This newly discovered fact redefines the term MAN IN THINKIN!!!

The other 5% u asks??? … … …wat else?!?!?!? GIRLS OF COZ!!!


Secret #3- Wat a guy thought:

1. Smoking is cool.

2. The same goes to drinking too…In fact if u calls the round on your tab U’R THE MAN!

3. Long Hair=Sexy …Period…

4. Car= Extension of a man’s manhood…

5. A drunken smoker with long mullet crash into the rubbish dump? DEAD COOL!!!



Secret #4- Men are natural born in lying… Especially to GIRLS!!! But this is just a fake fa?ade men created to hide the truth… The one tat they lie to the most (other than their mom) is…THEMSELVES OF COZ!!!

98% of the time when a man tells a lie to a woman they lie to themselves…

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

hmm..sometin useful for u guys out there...

How to say I Love You in 100 Languages!!!

English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T'estimo
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish -
Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French -
Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi
Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Norwegian -
Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te ubesk
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing'I Love You')
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish -
Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe

Thursday, April 13, 2006

For Guys Onli edition of No-Pantsu Daily

THE ULTIMATE RULES AND ATTITUDES FOR SUCCESS WITH WOMEN!!! Part 1


1. I MOVE THROUGH THE WORLD WITHOUT AN APOLOGY
Stop makin excuses for wantin to meet woman! U r programmed to do so! It's a glitch in the system since the 6th day the dude up there started the game. Trust me! U gain more sympathy from the 12 unknown ppl in the court if u said tat its all in ur gene than sayin I LUV HER. The worst u'll get is lifetime without parole. Otherwise...u'll get the chair...too bad for u...lucky for the chair.

2. I DUN NEED U-U DUN NEED ME

Okay. Here's a hint for boostin ur confidence with women: STOP NEEDING THEM SO MUCH! A good way to do tat is GOIN OUT WITH OTHER WOMAN! Yeah, wat's better to get ur stress lvl down than ANOTHER woman. How bout a visit to the SHRINK? OR TO THE HOSPITAL? Dun worry tis will happens onli if the first gf saw u neckin with ur OTHER gf. Hey no big, sometimes a little sarifices is needed for the bigger goal. But onli will tis increase ur confidence, it provides a great escape for when tat special LADY u r with puts a bit of stress and strain on ur brain, as they so often will. If u follow my tips, U will HAV NO problems with women...None at all! ZERO stress lvl... cool eh?


3. U CAN'T CONTROL ME

For guys, gettin laid is a chore. For women, gettin laid is a choice. The phrase Ladies First exist for a reason. Respect them, cuddle them and u'll most probably get sometin in return....sometin...maybe a smirk. But dun forget urself. SELF-RESPECT is important! It's a boundary set by what is not permitted, tollerated or allowed! I know it isn't easy. It hurts, really hurts to walk away from some1 u really dig in. But luv can often be like a street fight! Ignore the pain and use ur BEST move with evelitin u got! MACHINE GUNS! KRYPTONITE! BLOODY MARY! AND U'LL WALK AWAY WITH A CONFIDENCE AND POWER TAT WOMEN OF ALL AGES WILL BE ABLE TO SENSE! (u might need 1 or 2 bandages...just in case...) BUT more importantly, u'll regret for doin wat u just did. U'll wish tat Doc Brown will appear in front of u with Delorean and fix evelitin for ya.

4. I NEVER KNOW WHERE I STAND WITH A WOMAN UNTIL I MAKE THE FIRST SERIOUS PASS, SO I DON'T CONSIDER A WOMAN A SERIOUS PROSPECT UNTIL AFTER WE'VE MADE LUV!

Okay ...tis one is easy...just memorise tis formula...

sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you dont multiply!

Dude 1: I looooooove math!
Dude 2: No shit so do I dude!

Math geek 1 (wispers to another math geek): I thought they hated math...their always complaining about the homework...
Other math geek: (nods in agreement)We're the real math lovers.

5 . THE FIRST STEP IN ATTRACTIN A WOMAN IS GETTIN HER ATTENTION, AND THE BEST WAY TO DO THAT IS BY BEING UNIQUE, AND NOVEL AND DIFFERENT!

Below are some of the best ways to grab a girl's attention. Keep the in mind as u read on...

Humor
Appealing to her curiosity
Putting an unusual or unexpected twist on an old, cliche pick-up
Role Playin
Faking like u already know her
Appealin to her ego
Showin outrages balls or guts...





Follow them and i can assure u tat u'll be warmin the bench for the whole nite...y u ask...coz most of the guys in the room...r prob doin the same thin...y u ask again...coz the read the same blardy, retarded article written by the sonuvabitch from No-Pantsu League...
so Be Creative ...Add some sparks to ur life...follow my guidelines and i'll make sure u'll be in heaven faster than u've imagined.


Ok. i promised, let's get on to the next couple of tips which will show u how to actually live these attitides instead of just readin about them.... ... ... ...Did i mention b4 tat, when u r goin after womens, promises are a liability? Always be prepared to break them! Cool?

so...let's begin our Part 2!

No-Pantsu First Entry...


To revive the long dead No-Pantsu League, we r proud to introduce to u our VIP member...Involved in No-Pantsu League since 1977 special appearance in gender-specific OUI magazine and currently the governer of California. He is none other than our beluved t-800 ARNIE!!!!!
His achievement are nuttin compared to his... ... ...*ahem *testosterone *ahem... Being the first hollywood superstar and No-Pantsu League member to be involved in politics he deserved to be hailed as the KING OF NO-PANTSU!!!

Yuuuunnnaaaa...no-pantsu version...

The file is around 4/5 mb....swf...so if u wanna enjoy Yuna from ffx-2 singin (No-Pantsu edition ofcoz)...

Click here to get it

enjoy while i...*ahem* ... 蟲師ーノパンツ。。。

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

a treat to no-pantsu fan...i'm the onli fan...

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from 2ちゃんねるメルマガ

白いパンツの国


picture of the people back in my hometown...(゚ω゚)ノ

Genesis chapter 69- creation of no-pantsu

The short version
[25:01] (with-pantsu) well....one day I go dancing wearing white pantsu. Spilled stuff on my pantsu
[25:01] (with-pantsu) and voila, this blog came to be
[25:02] (no-pantsu) =P

Monday, April 10, 2006

oh crap...

wanna reply a post at tai-yaki.blogspot.com...end up creatin a blog...tis sucks...